Not Jerome Powell

Me looking at my portfolio right now [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

The global economy for the past 3 years [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. Markets: [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

The market right now [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

TRUMP: I call the shots, I call all the shots. Netanyahu doesn’t call the shots. Netanyahu 2 hours later: [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

Plan B it is. Fuck this crypto shit [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

BREAKING: Jerome Powell gives his remarks after FOMC meeting [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

That moment when you forget which glass you poisoned [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

Summary of the FOMC meeting [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

Wake up babe, “Trump called it the Strait of Iran” just dropped [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

Who did this lmaoooo [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

Day 97 of 2026 [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

Who did this lmao [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

Wake up babe, new Iran Lego movie just dropped [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

Who made this lmao [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

My portfolio the past month [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

Who did this lmao [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

Traders trying to time the market [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

“The national debt just hit $39 trillion and rising. We can’t sustain this much longer. Any ideas?” The government: [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

Iran: We won’t end the war until we’re compensated for every dollar of damage and the U.S. leaves the Middle East. USA: [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

The global economy right now [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

People in oil: People in crypto: [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

When you have all the toys but nobody wants to play with you [ 网页链接 ↗ ]