@amuse

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AIR FORCE ONE: One of the most consequential gathering of humans in history is happening right now aboard the flying White House. Godspeed gentlemen! [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

BREAKING: President evacuated after shots fired at White House Correspondence Dinner. Democrats taking a third shot at the president. [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

FUN FACT: Most Iranians are NOT Muslim. [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

SPORTSBALL: What has happened to Canada? Now it’s hockey players are losing fights to Frenchmen?!? [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

SOMALI FRAUD? The federal government has awarded TGV Rockets more than $4M despite being located in a crack house next to a 7-Eleven. Presumably it is run by Somali fraudsters though they have not claimed responsibility. h/t @AveryDaye [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

ISLAMIFICATION: The Islamic migrants invited to settle in Sweden have decided against assimilation. They won’t rest until the Swedes submit to Sharia and surrender. [ 网页链接 ↗ ]

UK: Englishmen are quickly learning how to ‘hack’ the two-tier justice system in Britain. [ 网页链接 ↗ ]